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  • Cities:
  • Butler, Kingwood, Concordia Parish, Chesterfield
  • Age:
  • 24
  • Eyes:
  • Amber
  • Hair:
  • Black
  • Piercing:
  • Yes
  • Tattoo:
  • Yes
  • Bust:
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  • Cup size:
  • 36
  • Bust:
  • D
  • Seeking:
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  • Status:
  • Actively looking
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Is it really that fun? Is it even sexy? I tried it maybe twice in my life. The second time, I texted him, "We can have sex until the cows cum home. Well, all I received was silence, and then, three hours later, he sent a text asking me if I fed my dog.

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I tried it maybe twice in my life.

Sexting fail

For example, some folks may sext too boldly right from the onset, disgusting the other person instead of having the opposite effect. By Jamie LeeLo.

Or do you often have trouble finding the most tantalizing words and pictures to make sexting work? So without further ado, here are 10 of the most hilarious sexting fails we could find online. I've since retired to my usual texting regime of typing grocery lists and pictures of people who fell asleep on the train.

When sextjng of you is a major over-sharer.

Does sharing your innermost sensual thoughts with sextjng person thrill you into the wee hours of the morning? The second time, I texted him, "We can have sex until the cows cum home. By Lindsey McCaffrey.

Sexting fail

Most of us could use a refresher on how to sext. Is it even sexy?

Or are your attempts to sext more often cut-off before they even begin? Well, all I received was silence, and then, three hours later, he sent a text asking me if I fed my dog.

But thankfully, the hilarious sexting fails of these people below made me feel a whole lot better about the "LOL" thing:. That goes for both the sender and the recipient.

Sexting fail

Is it really that fun? And when you compare these to your own experiences, you may realize that hey, maybe you're not so bad at this sexting business after all. Does sexy-talk-via-text bring out the animal in you?

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